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Flour, Guilt, and Tears: The Emotional Autopsy of Your Dead Sourdough Starter
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Flour, Guilt, and Tears: The Emotional Autopsy of Your Dead Sourdough Starter

In 2020, millions of Americans named their sourdough starters, talked to them like pets, and then quietly watched them turn into sad gray puddles of regret. Four years later, the grief is still very real — and the flour budget never recovered.

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